Total Medals Earned: 2,071 (From
300 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 32,795 Points
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Start new campaign
Kills a monster for the first time
Finished campaign level 3
Completed level 1 and level 2 campaign tutorial
Finished campaign level 5
Earn total 10000 Energy in domination mode
Finished campaign level 11
Finished campaign level 9
Dominate more than 6 base
Finish all campaign levels
Earn total 30000 Energy in domination mode
Finished campaign level 6
Earn total 50000 Energy in domination mode
Finished all campaign levels
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
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Complete the tutorial
Get an overall a rating
Kill your first enemy
Donate money to the snow man
Kill one hundred enemies
Help the penguins start a family
Help Stabby break out of jail
Return the farmer's pig
Defeat the fish boss
Defeat the jelly fish boss
Find one thousand coins
Defeat the spider boss
return the old mans speedos
Beat the final boss
Complete all levels
Beat a level set without dieing
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Redeem yourself to the sheriff
Kill one thousand enemies
Find one million coins
Talk to the old man
Visit Tom Fulp in his war blimp
Read the Library scrolls
Return the Phoenix Eggs to the Beastmaster doorway
Deliver the required glow flies to restore light
Defeat the two giant slimes
Harness your Hadou with fireball power
Wake up Jorge the Drunk
Carve a sculpture for the Pirate
Return the missing boy to his parents
Defeat the Desert Sand Worm
Learn to twirl your sword
Defeat the Red Wasps
Defeat the Ultra-Crab
Defeat the Yellow Ork
Free the One-eyed Phoenixes from their cages
Return the 3 orbs to the well
Defeat the Blue Wombat
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Find Nathan
Sacrifice 3 XP Munchers on the Forest Altar
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10 Enemies Killed
Upgrade Bought
100 Enemies Killed
25 Upgrades Bought
1000 Enemies Killed
All Upgrades Bought
Boss Reached
Boss Killed
Score more then 25000
Score more then 50000
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A quick look at SBC
One Kill
use magic
get ending 1
get ending 2
get ending 3
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Found the secret medal
Talk to your brother.
Try to enter the house.
Get the axe.
Pull the switch.
Visit my world wide website.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
Burn down all the houses.
Cut down all of the trees.
That was a weird game.